The yes or no generator
I tried the yes or no generator for you
The best way to know is to try. So let's go!
Will it be sunny today?
YES: Actually, there's no cloud in the sky and a temperature around 30°C. Let's have a quick look on the Internet to be totally sure.
The verdict is unambiguous, it will be a beautiful day. The yes or no oracle gave a right answer.
Will I drink coffee in a few minutes?
YES: I don't know what to do. I already had a coffee this morning and normally I only drink one before noon. On the other hand, it's not a so bad idea because I'm a bit sleepy this morning. I'll wait a bit to make a decision.
Here is a special case: I can decide to do something or not, so I can determine by myself if the yes or no generator say the true.
Can I breathe underwater?
YES: I have some doubts. Maybe in my family one of my great-great-great-grandfather is from Atlantis !? I have never really tried to do it before. It's been a long time since I took a bath. Here is an opportunity to test this fact.
30 minutes later: I confirm, this statement is totally false and it is really not nice to put water in lungs.
Should I go for a walk in the park this afternoon?
YES: That's a good idea. I need some fresh air. I will phone Jasmine, it will be more fun with her. We can even eat at the park, it would be pleasant.
Will I make lots of money in the next few days?
NO: I'm so sad and totally demotivated. But it's not so strange because there's no reason that it will happen. Unless I find a suitcase full of 100 dollars note and a paper on wich is written "I don't want more of this suitcase full of notes and I offer it to the first who will find it".
Will something happen in my emotional life soon?
YES: That's a good news because lately it's not really so fun. I separated a few months ago and I really needed a time alone to forget. But now I feel better and I want to meet someone else. I hate this moment when a love story is finished and I feel guilty to want to start a new one. I don't know where this feeling is coming from but I do not like it.
Will everything be fine with my work in the next few weeks?
NO: It's not going to be possible. It's important I don't have problems because next month I go on vacation. So I forget immediately about this result to focus on my task so nothing bother me.
It's time for me to drink this coffee which was only a possibility an hour ago. This series of questions and the answers make me laugh. I have to try to play with friends, I'm sure it's going to be fun.
Some others yes or no questions
Will I live more than 200 years?
The oldest person on earth is a Japonese and she born in 1903.
Is it possible to communicate with bats by telepathy?
Unless science has made progress on this, it's still difficult.
Is the center of the earth really hot?
Physicists think it's about 6500°C.
Can I cook a chocolate cake without chocolate?
Maybe, but if you cook chocolate cake with carrots, it will be carrots cake.
Bangkok is the most exciting city in the world?
I don't believe in a number one because it makes no sense but, if you want to have fun, you're in the right place.
Can I fall in love 5 times in a week?
It never happened to me but who knows!
Will I travel to Mars next year?
The moon may be a easier choice.
Can I learn Chinese watching only kung-fu movies?
It will depend of you personnal skills.
Can I practice ice-skate in winter on my frozen swimming pool?
It sounds like you are going to make a funny video on YouTube.
Is it possible to eat flowers?
Yes, you can use, for example, rose Petals or Lavender to cook. but beware, some can be poisonous.
You can ask what ever you want
May I learn guitar as to play like Jimi Hendrix ?
Maybe, but not in two weeks.
Can I boil an egg for more than 15 minutes ?
I have already done it, but I never tried half an hour.
Will a meteorite crash on the earth this year ?
I didn't heard nothing about this. It reminds me a old movie with Bruce Willis.
Do I need to go to Africa if I want some cacao?
No, originally cacao is coming from South America.
Can I stay awake for one week?
I usually sleep 9 hours a day, so it seems impossible in my case. But, the record is actually 11 days.
Is music good for the mood?
It will certainly depends of what kind of music you listen and your personality.
Is it pleasant to be rich?
I never faced this reality but I can imagine that it's not so bad.
What happen if I eat potatoes without cooking them?
You may feel a bit bloated...
Is there any place where it's always summer?
Yes, some countries near equator.
Do you think I need to use more makeup?
It depends where you go tonight. But I think you are already beautiful like this.
Am I going to be the number one in the light industry?
How do you think I can answer this question ?
Does television always tell the truth?
Can I make a diet only eating sweets?
I never heard a doctor speaking about this kind of diet.
Are you just a heads or tails game?
Do penguins enjoy the sun?
Never have a penguin to speak with but I imagine that they like it.
Is it possible to drive a boat if you are seasick?
Maybe you will have to prepare one or two vomit bags.
Will I be a famous actress in the near future?
I believe in you.
Can I buy bread in New York with Mexican pesos?
It sounds complicate, but everything can be possible in this city.
Some crazy questions
You really can ask what you want, here are some crazy examples.
Is the earth really rotating around the sun?
Is it possible to breathe under water?
Can I learn kick boxing in one week without pain?
Will I be fatter if I eat only donuts?
Can I save whales drinking only water?
Will I be more beautiful if I cut my hair?
Can I cross the Pacific with a sailboard?
Is it easy to speak Chinese?
Do fish can fly when there is a lot of wind?
Santiago is the most attractive city of the world?
A good teacher can learn to speak English to a dog?
You have understood: If you ask mad questions, you will get mad replies.