The love tester
Love is soft, elusive, incomprehensible, captivating, powerful ... This feeling seems to be able to be every thing at once. So it is not surprising that we want to know more about it.
A bit more about the true Love Test
We watch the full moon every time we can, just at the top of the hill. If you know what you're looking for, then the love fortune teller will understand you. The moon can disappear then you will forget it for a while. If you see two sun then maybe you have reached a new part of the world and it's time to begin a travel to love.
Don't we try another time each new day? That's how we are made as sure as we live and love.
The love tester is certified by the Company of Hysteric Role In Social Trouble. It's made of a big metal piece but hang a crystal inside, so please use it with precaution.
But perhaps you think we cannot calculate love...(AND YOU ARE TRUE !!!) It's more than a love meter, this is the love machine !
The love tester use sensitive mechanics
We are going to talk about the main love test components.
The animal love
This is a paradoxical love, the first love level, This is inside, this cannot be destroyed. This is strong and sweet at the same time. Here we are just walking on the roots. Even if it's incomprehensible it will just be the reality of our future passion.
In the love tester data center live lots of different kind of animals: some panthers, some squirrels, some dolphins, some marmots, some cats, some unicorns and many more. They are all in peace.
The electric power
The love tester use electricity, so much that we need a solar power plant. At the beginning we were plugged on the normal electricity distribution system but after we had made a blackout in the city we are implanted (Los Angeles), we have been asked by authority to use our own material.
The sea power, Deep and blue
A big part of human secrets are hidden underwater. We had to swim down deeply to come back with nice dreams to share with you. Now we can separate real life and ... real life. Some of our scientists are still lost in the sea.
The love box
Did you hear about it ? Nobody real knows what is inside. We just know that it is the love box.
What will happen if we open it ?
Our scientists are trying to make some hypothesis so they can act. One thing is sure: If you get close to it, you can feel a strange vibe, like a pink perfume. If we open it, we swear to tell you what is inside.
The flower power
It will make no sense without flowers. Because they are beautiful and sometimes they are not really useful. The love tester use true roses petals to feel the compatibility.
Special news report from the world
Live Informations for Buenos Aires true lovers.
Don't hesitate to try different places. You can come back after. The most important is not to be bored. Think about having fun all the days and all the nights. There is certainly somebody waiting for you. Even if it's for a short time, love will certainly be at the rendez-vous.
Where is the apple? Search where the vibe is friendly. Please make sure that the dogs are not barking at night.
Special Information for Budapest real lovers.
The love tester isn't afraid by cold. Don't drink too much hot sparkling wine. Find the place, it's huge and you will need more than a night to discover it entirely. That how is made this town when sun goes down.
Just take your friend's hand, and feel the electricity.
Special Information for NiGht lover
The love tester can provide light. If the moon is full then you don't need to do nothing except to embrace your friend. If there is no moon just follow the lighthouse. In all cases don't forget your friends, that's the most important part.
Special Information for MeXican LoVer
The love test likes you anywhere you are. It can be plugged directly in Mexico DF biggest tower and in Playa del Carmen sand. If the Caribbean sea is more than 30 degrees, it's a good idea to go swimming in the morning. If there's an hurricane please hide the love tester in a safe place (and yourself at the same time).
The last question is: Que onda ?
The love test is not to be used in the sea: try it at your own risk. It take its power directly from the sun. If the temperature is more than 40 degrees, think about drinking a lot of water. Don't use solar cream to protect the love tester, it's useless.
The love test is not made to be used in the snow: May be electric shock !
Remember, The love tester is a machine, you are human ! You can use the love meter with your surf, it's fun. Please, try to respect the natural environment.
Special Information for Spring LoVe
The love test is not made to be used only inside a house. You have to go out. The real love tester is plugged directly into flower essence, and other regeneration sources. If you can ear birds singing outside, it's a good sign. If you feel like your blood is trying to rise more rapidly your head than the day before, then it's time to make some sport.
Special Information for AuTumn LoVe
The love tester is not a leaf.
Sometimes things happen and you know it only a time after. When rain is coming just try to ear what it try to say. It's a good way to know how to feel ...
Special Information for Outer spAce LoVe
As you know it, there is no season in space, and sometimes there is more than one moon. So everything is becoming very difficult to understand. In addition, the main part of time there is not so many persons in a space shuttle. So don't loose time using the love tester and go have a break with your space traveler friends !
Special Information for uNder earth LoVe
The love test is an online internet game, under earth you may not have wifi. But you can always use other network technology. If you are in a cave you can encounter bats or maybe a bear. Bats are not dangerous but if it's a bear maybe you have to think about a solution like running out of the cave.