The fortune cookie
You are in a Chinese restaurant. It's the end of the dinner and the food was delicious. The waiter brings you a coffee and a small biscuit.
A bit more about the fortune cookies
There are many different kinds of fortune cookies.
- Love fortune cookies : These ones are only about love. They will come at you when your heart is asking questions and doesn't find answers.
- Alien fortune cookies : These fortune cookies are directly coming from outer space. There are mixing unusual predictions and crazy point of view.
- French fortune cookies : They are like the others but sometimes one of them is different.
- Animals fortune cookies : When you open them you can feel a bit stupid. But the really strange is that after feeling stupid you feel stupid to feel stupid. These are the primary power roots.
So what about our fortune cookies ?
They are just a mix of all that and maybe more.
Our fortune cookie secret recipe
As our recipe is secret you will understand that we cannot reveal you all the components.
But we can give you a part of them as you can understand the complex elaboration of a fortune cookie.
You will find below a short list of important things to use.
- Venus flour: You only can found it in the pink market, but nobody knows the place and the date.
- Hiox water: You first need to find a hiox location and then you have to wait for rain to fall from the sky. It can be really long, so avoid looking for it in a desert where it is raining only one time in the year.
- Elf salt: You need to know an elf to buy or share his salt, there's no other way, because elf salt is only real after one share and disappear the second time.
- Monkey sugar: A monkey sugar factory is available in every big cities, you can find it in yellow pages. This sugar has the particularity to keep your tooth safe.
- Brazilian cornstarch: The best is to harvest oneself the corn when it's the season. You just need to go to Brazil at the good time.
- Ostrich egg white: Ask an ostrich for an egg, it will be the more polite way to do it.
- Vegetable oil: The choice is large, just feel free to choose the one you want.
- Colombian vanilla extract: You just need to buy a plane ticket to Colombia.
- Volcano fire: The best way to cook your cookies is to use volcano fire, it will be quicker and safer. If you know lava girl then it will be easier.
- Imagination: Don't forget to write yourself the fortune paper !
Here is just a little part of ingredients we are using.